Guess Who Just Got Hired Today

"PS9" (PS9) 01/18/2016 at 11:04 • Filed to: None

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This Guy.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:10

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Is that your new Uber Black shuttle?

CB > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:10

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I didn’t know the blowjob factory was hiring. Congratulations! What kind of work, if you don’t mind me asking?

PS9 > CB 01/18/2016 at 11:11

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The car is a big clue. Corporate colors.

CB > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:11

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Nice!

(*literally has no idea*)

Milky > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:11

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LA Lakers?

thebigbossyboss > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:12

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I hope to join you. I gotta go get dressed for my interview now!

m2m, apex detective > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:12

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What has two thumbs and is slightly jealous?

This guy.

Congratulations! Now go and make the world a better place!

Moves-Like-Senna > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:14

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Fedex?

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:16

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3M?

EL_ULY > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:20

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Royal Purple?

PS9 > EL_ULY 01/18/2016 at 11:21

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Senna already guessed it.

Tripper > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:21

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TheHondaBro > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:22

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Meguiars?

Svend > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:23

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Congrats fella.

PS9 > TheHondaBro 01/18/2016 at 11:30

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Where in that photo do you see Meguiar’s colors?!

shop-teacher > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:32

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Congrats!

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:36

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Did you know there is an arrow in the FedEx logo!?

Was that knowledge part of you interview process? I can imagine them asking, in a very overly-trying-to-be-casual way if you were aware of this, and had you said you were not, immediately becoming enraged and kicking you out of the interview by having their corporate heavies toss you through a window.

I also may have had some Tazo Awake tea this morning. I don’t usually drink highly caffeinated beverages, and I think it’s affecting me. I’m not sure though. Do I seem chatty to you?

PS9 > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 01/18/2016 at 11:37

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You sound like a man in dire need of a Monster energy drink. Get the big 24oz one they sell at the gas station and report back.

Scary__goongala! > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:38

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Nice

DrJohannVegas > Tripper 01/18/2016 at 11:39

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“Tennish”

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:41

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I already tried the smaller one with the STP logo. It didn’t taste very good, but let me tell you, my insides feel sparkly!

f86sabre > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:45

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Ah, working with Barney. I hear he has unique...appetites. Just remember:

Never look him in the eye

Don’t mention Baby Bop. He doesn’t like to be reminded how that went down.

Never show your back to him...he is a dinosaur and can only control himself so much.

When he wants hookers and blow just get them.

God luck in the new gig!

TheHondaBro > PS9 01/18/2016 at 11:45

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Right there.

CALUSA > PS9 01/18/2016 at 12:00

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As a pimp? (looking at the car....)

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Moves-Like-Senna 01/18/2016 at 12:18

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That was the only one I could think of, as well.

fhrblig > PS9 01/18/2016 at 12:49

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Sweet! Congratulations!

Dusty Ventures > PS9 01/18/2016 at 12:54

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Orange and purple or green and purple?

PS9 > Dusty Ventures 01/18/2016 at 14:12

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Orange/Purple.

Dusty Ventures > PS9 01/18/2016 at 14:17

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Loserface

PS9 > Dusty Ventures 01/18/2016 at 14:21

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WINNERFACE.

PS9 > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 01/18/2016 at 14:23

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But...it’s nowhere near where the food is at...and it says ‘energize your car!’ right there...

No. I refuse to believe anyone was dumb enough to take a swig of this. Even if they thought to, the odor would have caught them the moment to bottle was opened.

PS9 > f86sabre 01/18/2016 at 14:26

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I already worked with Barney last summer. I (32yo) was too young for him.

He has an octogenarian fetish. He needed a camera man. I needed the money. Look. I’m not proud of the mental scars I have acquired from that, but it got the bills paid, alright!?

Chasaboo > DrJohannVegas 01/18/2016 at 14:45

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I like 1 word jokes best of all. So succinct.

DrJohannVegas > Chasaboo 01/18/2016 at 14:46

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Quite.

Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > PS9 01/19/2016 at 12:43

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